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From: "Mr. Jim Fidelis"
Subject: "COMPENSATION OF $1,000,000.00 TO SCAM VICTIM"

Body: "Committee On Foreign Payment Matters
National House of Assembly
P. O. Box 5760, Garki, Abuja

COMPENSATION OF $1,000,000.00 TO SCAM VICTIM
Dear Sir,
This is to bring to your notice that The Nigeria Senate House delegated from the United Nations has resolved to pay 100 Nigerian 419 scam victims $1,000,000.00 one Million United States Dollars each you are listed and approved for this payment as one of the scammed victims.

On this faithful recommendations, I want to bring to your notice that during the last UN meetings, it was alarmed so much by the rest of the world in the meetings on the lose of funds by various foreigners to the scams artists operating in syndicates all over the world today, in other to retain the good image of the country, the president of the country is now paying 100 victims of this operators $1,000,000.00 one Million United States Dollars each.


Due to the corrupt and inefficient banking systems in Nigeria, According to the number of applicants at hand, 40 beneficiaries has been paid, half of the victims are from the United States, we still have more 60 left to be paid the compensations of $1,000,000.00 one Million United States Dollars each.

Your name was mentioned by one of the syndicates who was arrested in Lagos Nigeria as one of their victims of the operations, you are hereby warned not to communicate or duplicate this message to any one for any reason whatso ever, the US secret service in colloboration with the Economic And Financial Crime Commission in Nigeria are already on trace on the criminals.


Government of United States in collaboration with the British government has approved Fifteen Million British Pounds Sterling only (GBP15, 000,000.00) for the settlement of the remaining 60 people on the list and an arrangement has been concluded with the Citibank America for final release of funds into your bank account as soon as your payment Pin Code is issued to you from the Debt Management office.


Now you are directed to contact the Debt Management Office of the Federal Republic of Nigeria Attention to Dr. Mark Oditta immediately for your compensation PIN CODE of $1,000,000.00 one Million United States Dollars.

Contact Personr. Mark Duru
Debt Management Office(dmo)
Tel:234-8039570889
Email:markduru212@yahoo.cn

Contact Dr. Mark Duru that you received an email from The Senate Committee on Foreign Payment Matters at the National House of Assembly Federal Republic of Nigeria, directed you him to obtain your payment PIN CODE for the release of your compensation

1. Surname

2. Other Names

3. Mailing address

4. Phone number

5. Cell phone

6. Fax.

7. Occupation

8. Amount to Claim:


Yours faithfully,
Be informed that the above information will only enable us to make due confirmation. We shall ensure that normal process is followed to ensure that your fund gets to you without delay.
Thanks,
Mr. Jim Fidelis.
International Affairs of the United States Treasury Department"


1. "resolved to pay 100 Nigerian 419 scam victims " I can only assume that 419 is a code name or something for a particular type of scam. But it isn't.
2. "victims $1,000,000.00 one Million United States Dollars each you are listed and approved" Each you? Also, I'm pretty sure you don't capitalize "dollars".
3. "it was alarmed so much" Dude, did LOLcats write this?
4. "beneficiaries has been paid," I can has been paid?
5. " US secret service in colloboration" Pretty sure you'd capitalize "Secret Service". Also, "collaboration"
6. "Surname" OK, so my name was brought up at the UN meeting, and you need my surname? Seriously?
7. "Yours faithfully,
Be informed that the above information will only enable us to make due confirmation" I thought this message was from Jim Fedalis.

O hai dere! It seemz taht u were scammed! For condolinces, give me all ur info.